PROFESSIONALS AT WORK

Our Church Visuals team exemplifies the pinnacle of professional content creation. Font selections for designs require a 15-page proposal, and our director once delayed an entire video launch to adjust a slightly misaligned lower third, explaining that “spiritual transformation cannot occur amid compositional chaos.” When a designer accidentally used the wrong color palette, the team implemented a mandatory 40-day training retreat focused entirely on the theological implications of RGB versus CMYK.

Nothing says “we’ve spent countless hours in prayer and discernment about your ministry’s visual identity” quite like slapping Papyrus font on every graphic and pretending it looks both ancient and cutting-edge at the same time.

We’ve recently invested our entire annual budget in a Hollywood-grade editing suite that requires three advanced degrees to operate, because nothing says “sharing the Gospel” like perfectly synchronized motion graphics with lens flares during sermon illustrations. Our meticulous frame-by-frame approvals process ensures that ministry leaders receive their content approximately seven months after requesting it.